Wednesday Thoughts

This would be bad.

You know what I was going to write about today? I was going to make a list of things I could never explain to a martian in the case of an alien invasion. But as I started writing the list, I realized I really couldn't explain much to an alien at all, and quite frankly, I don't need everyone judging me for not totally and completely understanding electricity or how a phone works.

In the case that aliens do invade, we should probably decide now who our representative is going to be so we don't get stuck with someone like me. (Am I the first person to think of this!?) The volunteer representative would be sort of a host, with a badge and a basic knowledge of things like where our leader is, how things work, and how to avoid being probed, among other things.*

But I digress. Since I won't let you judge me for the many, many things I couldn't explain to a martian in this post, I'll give you something else to judge me about. Namely, my secret love of cheesy movies.

When people ask me what my favorite movie is, I usually have to think about it for awhile. The situation goes something like this:

Person: What's your favorite movie?
Me (internal dialogue): "It's a three way tie between For Richer or Poorer, Bride of Boogedy, and Free Willy.**"
Me (out loud): "Maybe Inception?"

Best case scenario: Sister Act III?

The other day I was talking to a friend about my boyfriend quiz, and he mentioned another option I hadn't listed: becoming a nun. We don't have nuns in my faith though, so that wouldn't work out. I did point out to him, however, that I liked the idea because, hello!? Sister Act!!

To my surprise, my friend didn't share my love of Sister Act and attempted to make fun of me for liking it! I say attempted because, duh, that movie is awesome.

Anyway, I confessed some of my embarrassing favorite movies - what are some of yours?

Happy Wednesday!

* Confession: I wrote this post really late at night and was slightly slap happy. In case that's not blindingly obvious.

**One of those isn't really my favorite movie. I won't say which but I will say whichever one it is didn't make the cut because all the stuff with the orca was just really stressful.