The ghost of Christmas Yet to Come is the scariest one of all. As a "shadow of what may be," it seems to take the form of a shadow itself. A really freaky shadow:
I don't like it. Like, at all. It's almost as scary as Trans-Siberian Orchestra Christmas music. If I saw this guy and heard the Trans-Siberian Orchestra playing, I would know I was in Hell. Those are both more well suited for Halloween, let's be honest.
But I digress.
The things this shadow showed me are the things that will happen unless I get my act together. Namely:
Yep. Crazy cat lady. I'm not really that into cats, but I am on a scary path towards spinsterhood unless I get my act together.
...if I don't stop eating Christmas candy. Why the Ghost of Christmas yet to come would show me Honey Boo Boo as a warning, I don't know. Because let's be honest, Honey Boo Boo has it better than most of us. What with the red neck games and 'sketti and all. And on top of that, Honey Boo Boo and her "kin" have more self esteem that I'll ever have.
All in all, my visit with this ghost was my least favorite. Yet I cling to this quote:
“Men’s courses will foreshadow certain ends, to which, if persevered
in, they must lead,” said Scrooge. “But if the courses be departed
from, the ends will change."
What do you think the Ghost of Christmas yet to Come would warn you about?
I'll start worrying about it after tomorrow if the world doesn't end.
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