Thursday, March 29, 2012

What I want

Life is good. I got some new running shoes today, I took a nap, and if I do say so myself, I had a pretty darn good hair day. But sometimes, even when life is good, you just want a little more. Not a lot more, just a little more. You know what I mean? Here are some things I want tonight:

* I want to NEVER have my butt featured in one of those "America's fattest cities" articles. I saw this tonight and wondered once again, did the reporters ASK? And what would they say?? "Could we feature you in an article we're doing? It's about obesity and your gigantic derriere couldn't be a better visual. No offense." "Oh, none taken!" was the response, I'm sure.

(not actual size)

* I want to NOT really like the new Justin Bieber song. I know I should keep this to myself but I have always been very honest with you all about my music guilty pleasures, so why stop now? Darn that Justin Bieber and his Justin Timberlike sounding voice in the song "Boyfriend"! Here's a link but only listen if you're willing to risk liking a Justin Bieber song. If you never have before, this could be a game changer for you. Not something to be taken lightly (link).

* I want to not be in 35th place out of 41 in my work bracket competition.

* I want my grandma to settle on ONE news anchor who's hairstyle I should get. So far she can't decide which would be best on me. If there's one thing my grandma has opinions about, it's the hairstyles of female news anchors. She told me today that one anchorwoman looked like a complete mess the other day and clearly hadn't had time to get her hair done before the news started. She pays very close attention to their hair and uses that information to give me tips. She likes the way I've been wearing it lately, though she prefers it the way I wore in that one time (I don't even know).

* I want to be able to eat three cookies tonight without looking like the butt picture above....

K, I guess those are some of the things I want this evening. I had written more but backspaced over those paragraphs... In other words, this post was juicier five minutes ago (but not that juicy).

What are some things you want tonight?


Bingyu said...

hahahaha, i like your thoughts!!!! and when you write them, they are just funnier than others!!!!! XD i like your blog!!

Mark said...

When I was growing up, "butt" was one of the words we couldn't say in the house.

Tonight, I want my neighbor's party to end before 3 a.m.

Ryan @ TheSinglesWard said...

We want more vacation posts!

Savd said...

Last night (and most nights), I want those little elves we read about as children to come into my home and finish my stacks of work, tidy up my shoes, and maybe make me breakfast. :)

Heather said...

I want to win the mega millions tonight, or have someone that likes me win it and then they can share some money with me, or just buy me a new car.

I want my stomach to shrink.

I want a personal hair stylist so I don't have "mom" hair all the time.

I want punch someone in the face, just once in my lifetime. A real good punch.

I want to take a jazzersize class, just so I can do "jazz hhannndss" and not feel like a poser.

I just want life to feel easier for a little while. (wow, what a downer, right?! Who invited <---- this girl. :)

violet50 said...

I want to eat dinner before 7:15 but it looks like that isn't going to happen! But everything else is good.

lizzie mc.- said...

I want more laughter... I want more grandma! I want more Downie posts. THE END.

april millar said...

I had a guy tell me on a blind date that I had "anchorwoman beauty." I didn't take it as a compliment. When I told my mom she said, I see what he means.

april millar said...

I had a guy tell me on a blind date that I had "anchorwoman beauty." I didn't take it as a compliment. When I told my mom she said, I see what he means.

Liz said...

OMG! That's my butt. That's me in that photo.

I want to be able to do a cartwheel. (A good one)
I want to watch every James Bond film ever made. ( I have a theory that doing that will get me a guy)
I want to be a super model, and my hair will shine like the sea and everyone will want to look just like me.