So, my friend Michiko is so wonderful. She is always giving me tips on how I can get married or who I should be interested in. She even gave me her Chanel #5 a few months ago with a guarantee that it will work if I wear it on my next date! I haven't had a chance to test it yet, in case you were wondering. Not that it's any of your business.Anyway, tonight she told me that she'd been thinking about me. She saw an opera last weekend (I forget what the name of it was); I guess a lot of the opera was about women snaring men with their tricks and seduction. Michiko told me that I need to learn how to seduce and that I'm too quiet (she clarified that I should learn how to seduce in a PG sort of way, nothing bad ;)). Even Katherine told me that she's noticed when I talk to guys that my body language isn't very inviting. So, since I want to blame the fact that I'm single on anything other than imperfections on my part, I think I'm going to work on this. Single guys: you've been warned.
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If Chanel #5 doesn't work, then I don't know what will.
Maybe our ward should offer a "PG Seduction Principles" Sunday school class with Michiko as the teacher, of course.
I think my favorite part of this post is George's picture. It's so...unattractive, yet I can't look away. Wait, I can. But it's still hilarious!
Michiko is just offering to buy me cats, what does that say about me:)
I am screaming with laughter.
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