Monday, March 23, 2009

Monday movie quiz

It's Monday and I thought some of you might be feeling the same way as me: not ready to see the weekend end. I need a laugh. So I thought I'd share some of my favorite quotes from my favorite funny movies and test your knowledge! Some of the quotes have links to the movies they're from. Let me know how many you got right! And did I forget any of your favorites?

"If you're going to spew, spew into this."

"Oh. Uh, will you hold my wallet for me while I take the test, please? There's a thousand dollars in there... or maybe there isn't. Know what I mean?"

"Hey, psycho - we're not going to discuss this, ok, it's over. Please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up."

"I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of Special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, 5 peanut butter M&M's and like 3 pieces of licorice."

Ronald Camp: [Ace emerges soaking wet] I'm so Sorry Mr. Ace, I'll have the plumbing checked immediately.
Ace: Well I hope so, had I been drinking out of the toilet, I might have been killed.

"We caught ya, Reub. You think you've been playing us for saps but you were wrong."

"Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?"

"Bobby, deh ever catch dat gorilla that busted outa da zoo and punched you in da eye?"

"I'm stupid. You're smart. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the worst. You're very good-looking. I'm not attractive. "

"And YOU must be the Monopoly guy!"


Kathy said...

I only got 6 right- those were some good ones. I forgot about Clueless! At the risk of exposing my inner nerd- here's a challenge for you. Can you identify this movie?

"Everyone I know has a big but... C'mon, Simone, let's talk about your big but."

"I'm here to see Francis!"
"Francis is busy."
"Busy doing what?"
"He's having his bath."
"Oh, really? Where are they hosing him down?"

Katherine said...

Hilarious!! I got all but two! Oh, good times!

The Leo said...

The best is The Wedding Singer. Love it!!

sterlingandbrandi said...

I only got three :( - I thought clueless was legally blonde