To start, I wanted to share a snippet of a conversation I had with my retirement company the other day:
Her: What is the name of your company?
Me: (I tell her.)
Her: ...... That... sounds horrible.
Me: ...Yeah. (Thinking: so does the name of your company.)
In other thoughts, in an effort to find healthy snacks to snack on at work, I bought a box of these Special K "brownie bites."
Unfortunately, when I opened them, this is what I found (they are on a regular sized tissue here to show how few were in the bag):
But that's not the worst part. This is what they look like up close. Mini soggy rye toast?
I'll tell you what - after one of these bags I was FU-ULL! Couldn't eat another bite! And yuuuummmy. A tiny bite of a vaguely chocolate tasting soft chew! It's almost exactly like eating a real bite of brownie! (I hope you can sense my sarcasm.)
I mean, I get it. It's a healthy snack. It's not meant to be the same as eating an actual brownie. But maybe try a little harder, Special K? I rate these zero brownies out of ten. Gross.
Lastly in other Wednesday Thoughts, how do you guys feel about Valentine's Day? Yay or nay?
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