Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Election Day

Election day is finally here which makes me sad. As much as I do love voting, I am truly going to miss the attack ads. They are so, so funny. They always freeze frame on the worst facial expression possible, then make it dark and moody and scary. The message being that while you thought the candidate was a nice person who cared about your state, they were actually a demon from Hell.

They quickly go from this:

To this:

And from this:

To this:

I believe none of them. Not the ones that support the person I want to vote for, or the ones that support the other guy. They all take things out of context to make the person sound as awful as possible. It's bad but it's also so funny. I will miss it.


PS, I'm almost positive that Governor Snyder got a voice coach. I heard him speak in a commercial recently and he sounded decidedly less like Kermit the Frog than usual.


Katherine said...

THAT's how you should use your mad writing skills - writing attack ads! They would be the best, most hilarious ones ever! :)

violet50 said...

I agree with Katherine! They would be so funny. You should get a writing job with "The Onion".