Come on now

Is there anything more ridiculous than the news headline,

"Miley Cyrus spotted 'full-on making out'"?

Here's an excerpt from this juicy story:

Last Wednesday, as Cyrus bid Australian actor Liam Hemsworth goodbye at the Nashville airport, the two kissed -- and were "full-on making out," says Alex Emanuel, a New York actor who was a few feet away from the couple and saw Cyrus, 16, act "as giddy as a schoolgirl."

What!? A 16 year old was acting as giddy as a school girl!? Unimaginable! I'm so disillusioned!

But the plot thickens - according to what I can only assume is a story stolen from Miley's high school newspaper, Miley has apparently been claiming she's single in her Twitter status!

People have a tendency to say "must be a slow news day" when this kind of story comes out, but that's not true. There's never a slow news day. There are horrible, amazing, and wonderful things happening all around the world every day. I don't understand how a story like this was literally a headline on the news.

And yes, I know I clicked on the story, but for purely mocking purposes! (Plus, I thought Miley was dating one of the Jobros! Boy was my face red.)

Wednesday Thoughts

I'm so tired today. So tired in fact, that I have no thoughts. Except this one. I'm sick of hearing about the so called "Octomom." The only good thing about the Octomom is the name Octomom. When I hear it, I try not to picture Nadya-whats-her name. Instead, I picture a creature that's a combination of these two things:


I don't think a creature like that is fit to be a mom, but from what I gather, it might be a better mother than the real Octomom. And let's face it, with all those kids, tentacles could really come in handy.