tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7449255540951766363.post3828589480107832379..comments2023-10-25T04:56:54.432-04:00Comments on Elizabeth Downie: The Hardest Thing About Being SingleElizabeth Downiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14985143085882983821noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7449255540951766363.post-34030121365069457882012-12-25T21:49:17.952-05:002012-12-25T21:49:17.952-05:00This post was scary. The most scary part was when ...This post was scary. The most scary part was when you mentioned sugar free chocolate. Ahhhhhh! What kind of demented soul created such a thing. <br />Also, two words... bed pan. Nuff said. Liz Hugheshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05753886935648800089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7449255540951766363.post-18460924188869026422012-03-04T18:06:01.511-05:002012-03-04T18:06:01.511-05:00Why have home catheters not been approved?? C'...Why have home catheters not been approved?? C'mon, FDA. <br /><br />3 cheers for this. :D)enhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14792913134059418696noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7449255540951766363.post-10115943135772658142012-02-16T20:05:09.836-05:002012-02-16T20:05:09.836-05:00My bathroom 'ghost' was Michael Jackson in...My bathroom 'ghost' was Michael Jackson in his Thriller costume in the hallway with dancing alligators. The thought of it still scares me even though he has moved on to a better place.Jesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06555288682401680764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7449255540951766363.post-64714581518061709042012-02-16T12:06:10.672-05:002012-02-16T12:06:10.672-05:00VERY valid point, Caitlin. I have often thought of...VERY valid point, Caitlin. I have often thought of that very scene on midnight bathroom runs. I've even looked under my bed from time to time.<br /><br />I'm thinking our only options at this point are bed pans or adult diapers.<br /><br />Ghosts ruin everything!Elizabeth Downiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14985143085882983821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7449255540951766363.post-42681649852014528602012-02-15T22:57:53.905-05:002012-02-15T22:57:53.905-05:00A toilet in your room? Master bathroom? Have you a...A toilet in your room? Master bathroom? Have you all forgotten how dangerous the whole under-the-bed area can be? I have a big, tough Marine AND a master bathroom and I still risk kidney failure and bladder rupture because I'm well aware Mischa Barton's crouching under my bed with a videotape of her mother poisoning her. No thank you.Caitlin Whitakerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04305557668837593186noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7449255540951766363.post-56667111974153304002012-02-14T23:30:02.645-05:002012-02-14T23:30:02.645-05:00one of your funniest posts, I liked it.one of your funniest posts, I liked it.NOURNMEhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06298179465620879546noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7449255540951766363.post-51342326257764879662012-02-14T21:02:54.935-05:002012-02-14T21:02:54.935-05:00In my opinion, watching scary movies is totally ap...In my opinion, watching scary movies is totally appropriate for Valentine's Day, since I feel much more glee and positive feelings during Halloween, the traditional "scary" time of year, than the supposed holiday of love. In fact, I remember few V-day's that were positive, and due to recent years events, I do feel a passion of sorts. Though more specifically the passion is more akin to bone consuming bitterness and world burning rage and contempt for all things that "pretend" to care about me. You talk about protection from ghosts? Hire me, one encounter with me on Valentine's Day will not only scare off any ghost forever, but it'll tell its friends too. The only rub is that you would likely be sent into paroxyms of primaml fear yourself....SACnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7449255540951766363.post-13608167294056087642012-02-14T14:42:40.615-05:002012-02-14T14:42:40.615-05:00I've totally had the same thought.I've totally had the same thought.Ruhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04217026218961932530noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7449255540951766363.post-76866624311737297642012-02-14T12:34:11.028-05:002012-02-14T12:34:11.028-05:00I'll just give my standard answer here:
Remem...I'll just give my standard answer here:<br /><br />Remember kids, ghosts is spooky, but they don't bite.<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNT_QF5QNtQJesse Davishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11297276413059243445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7449255540951766363.post-46211894129145497652012-02-14T12:18:51.325-05:002012-02-14T12:18:51.325-05:00Solid work Edownie. Loved it, in fact. Definitely ...Solid work Edownie. Loved it, in fact. Definitely cheered up my lonely soul on this the day of St. Valentine. Alas, while reading about where best to put your ghost-proof toilet, a very singular question came to mind: What if your husband IS the ghost?! O_0<br /><br />Double team ghost beat down = Worst. Situation. Ever.MrDrFirrupshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18302135662629096524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7449255540951766363.post-68527448597780545282012-02-14T12:10:40.752-05:002012-02-14T12:10:40.752-05:00Thanks for the great post on Vday! Just thinking ...Thanks for the great post on Vday! Just thinking that another good thing singles have going for them can be less chance of getting V diseases. Just saying. ;)<br /><br />Not sure where that thought came from. Maybe just from "V" day!<br /><br />Anyway, onto my real reason for writing. My husband does not want to be woken up due to my "worries/fears" Seriously, if I hear a bump in the night, or a ghost or whatever, he will groan and tell me to go see what it is. So, this is not a good reason to get married. One time I was able to convince him to grab the gun and go out and shoot some critter from the porch. Otherwise, I have to go 'investigate'. Believe me! He is a much better shot. The only time I actually shot at a predator - I missed, and the sound of the shot had my ears ringing for the rest of the night. <br /><br />Don't get me wrong! My husband is not a wimp. He is very manly, but he doesn't want to be woken from his slumber. <br /><br />So, another thing he would add to the benefits of being single: you get that bed all to yourself - no one is tossing and turning or snoring. Singles probably sleep much better!!! <br /><br />Maybe you could sign up for a ghost to protect you. They might be a better nighttime protector anyway. <br /><br />Happy Valentine's Day!<br />Elisabeth BaileyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7449255540951766363.post-79509435322368453592012-02-14T12:01:43.169-05:002012-02-14T12:01:43.169-05:00I am totally with you on the protection from ghost...I am totally with you on the protection from ghosts - I am so grateful I have a master bath. When you do get a master bath, just make sure to keep the shower curtain open - just in case someone decides to hide in the tub.Anne Elliothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13055804858934724486noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7449255540951766363.post-83158718064027764522012-02-14T11:38:10.474-05:002012-02-14T11:38:10.474-05:00Oooh, a master bathroom is a brilliant idea! Much ...Oooh, a master bathroom is a brilliant idea! Much less grody that having a toilet right in the bedroom. <br /><br />And D, the husband doesn't have to be awake to protect you! Just present so he can wake up if you're attacked!Elizabeth Downiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14985143085882983821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7449255540951766363.post-52602267478225090962012-02-14T11:27:12.960-05:002012-02-14T11:27:12.960-05:00I've seen a fold out toilet that was contained...I've seen a fold out toilet that was contained in a cabinet. It was against the wall in a hospital and is attached to normal plumbing facilities. Though really the master suite is better for ghost protection than the hubby. He wouldn't appreciate being woken at 2am. :)Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03480657204147898505noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7449255540951766363.post-92065360772327931532012-02-14T11:12:50.412-05:002012-02-14T11:12:50.412-05:00I appreciate the synopsis of WIB, now I for sure w...I appreciate the synopsis of WIB, now I for sure won't see it. <br />I would have gone with robbers over ghosts, but your argument is very convincing that I am going to have to agree with you. <br />Also I think a toilet in the bedroom is a brilliant idea, emergencies aside.April Millarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07045725696428902040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7449255540951766363.post-80970245762995198882012-02-14T11:00:46.009-05:002012-02-14T11:00:46.009-05:00I think Mom may have a few good points there... Al...I think Mom may have a few good points there... Also, this post is hilarious!!! Harry Potter... Good stuff. I agree, though-ghosts in the hallway ARE the worst part about being single! Well, that and ghosts in the basement.Katherinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00421409632244031191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7449255540951766363.post-9940852745884080982012-02-14T10:52:11.112-05:002012-02-14T10:52:11.112-05:00Solution: STOP WATCHING SCARY MOVIES! And don...Solution: STOP WATCHING SCARY MOVIES! And don't tell ME about them either. There's a reason I don't watch them. Also, live in apartment or house with a master suite with the bathroom right off the sleeping area. No hallway. Problem solved.violet50https://www.blogger.com/profile/10517566712232662393noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7449255540951766363.post-28172564787298522362012-02-14T10:33:17.865-05:002012-02-14T10:33:17.865-05:00Wishing my dearest mission companion and funniest ...Wishing my dearest mission companion and funniest friend a VERY Happy Valentine's day... and ghost free nights.E McLhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17533460087188901432noreply@blogger.com